"Why didn't any of that go to your b**bs?"
–My husband, after I dared to step on the scale for the first time in a year, and realized that I’d gained 10 lbs. “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKK!” –My husband, two seconds later....
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Things you should not do while rewriting a book…
1) Forget that you were also lightening your hair. My crappy camera doesn’t capture how pale pale pale my roots are (when it was wet out of the shower, I looked bald) and how bright orange-sherbet the...
View ArticleThe Year of the Sick
The #1 reason I’ll be glad to see 2009 go? I’ve spent a good portion of it in my bed, coughing up my lungs, or blowing it into a tissue. Guess how I feel today?...
View ArticleDear Kitty,
When you meow at the door, wanting to be let in, then PLEASE COME IN instead of standing there, sniffing the doorframe, and deciding whether you REALLY want to enter the abode where your fricking food...
View ArticleMeljean, 0; Giant Ball of Burning Gas, 1
Today I took my daughter out for a half-an-hour walk around 11am. It was 70 degrees. I spent most of it in the shade. Guess who has a sunburn right now? *headdesk* This is why I write about vampires,...
View ArticleIf you sent me an e-mail in the past 24 hours…
Will you please send it again? My server went down, and they used a restore point from Friday night at midnight, which means that I’ve lost everything sent to me from Friday night to about 5:30pm...
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This is why I can’t have nice things.
If, while reading Demon Marked next year, you suddenly come across a perfectly nice sentence interrupted by OH HOLY EFFING HELL! — that is because while I was browning rice in butter, I suddenly had an...
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Early 2011 – On Hiatus
Aside from my weekly posts at Odd Shots, I’m shutting down the blog for the first part of 2011. Although the blog archives will be available, I’ve moved the links from the menu and front pages. I’ll...
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Just because I almost bawled a few minutes ago. I The post appeared first on Meljean Brook.
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Scheduling Update #2 (Spoilers: Not an Awesome Update.)
A.B. Stormalong battles a giant octopus. This sucks, but I’m tabling the Blacksmith for a little while. I’ve been fighting with the book for months — I like all of the little parts but the little parts...
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